One of the best things about living in Maine is that it only takes a few hours to drive to another country

If I look at each one separately it makes my heart swell


i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.


(via seedy)

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My chemistry teacher gave me this. This is why I hate school



one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(Source: katebishopss, via walrusmstr)

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  • Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup
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